The rest of your post is nothing but blasphemy. It angers the Lord greatly, and you will be punished.
Topic: gawd!
I don't know what's funnier... this site or the fact that this kid didn't get the joke!

Landover Baptist Community Forums: We Caught Ourselves A Wiccan!

QUOTE(Pastor Wilkins @ Aug 5 2004, 05:46 PM)

My boy and I caught ourselves a Wiccan and we have him down in the basement chained up to the furnace. I estimate his weight at roughly 300 lbs, he's a plunker, with pale skin, and he's down there just cryin' for his momma right now!

We're shouting scripture verses down the stairwell as I am typing this. Sister Vera, you and your husband outta come by the place later tonight and have a look at this. I just called the Sheriff, and he says he will be by in about three hours, so make haste! You've gotta see this one before the law takes him out!

Unlike you I will never doing dsomething as HOrrible as you.. I am WICCAN and I speak for all wiccans when I say your day will come. I do NOT kill cats or anything else... you should read up on white wiccan kitchen witches you'll see that I work in the kitchen making cakes and what not .. not killing things... our rule is "harm none do what ye will" and boy I wish I could curse you and what not cause it make a lot of people I know happy... (read more here.)