The "sounds flat" blues.
Topic: by Lenny
Some middle aged white woman is cackling the "sounds flat" blues over the PA of this once serene cafe. Between lines of "lord have mercy, lord have mercy on me" a middle aged accountant picks out an indecipherable line on his hollow body guitar, each note more improbable -- and more unsonorous -- than the next. These instrumental breaks are highlighted by the arrhythmic twitch of the tambourine, which sounds more like a rattlesnake than a percussive instrument.

They stopped! Announcing a nine minute break. Silence has never sounded so good...

It was then the angel sang his melody.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, "Annunciation To Mary."